Over winter break, my parents asked me what the presence of alcohol was like on Kenyon’s campus. I was candid – I said it definitely has a strong presence on the weekend but by no means is it mandatory in order to have a good time. But something I’ve noticed is how Kenyon students have an amazing capability to go hard as a FREAKING maniac and then tear it up in Club Olin the next morning. But if anyone feels the urge to combine Saturday night with a late Tuesday morning, here are five mundane things sitting on your to-do list that could be jazzed up with a full glass of wine beforehand.
1. Laundry – Imagine reaching into the dryer and hugging your warm, soft laundry against your face as two shots of cheap ass vodka warms you up from the inside. I can only hope it would feel like being hugged from every possible angle.