These quotes have been collected from professors in various areas of study, by a variety of Thrill contributors. Click here for our previous installment.
*Glances at the clock* “I’m in despair.”
“We have lots of exciting things going on today! First of all, yes, I shaved half of my eyebrow. No, there’s no interesting story to go along with it.”
“I’m trying to figure out my existence in front of this work of art, and you guys are making out in front of it??”