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Shit Professors Say, Vol. V
These quotes have been collected from professors in various areas of study, by a variety of Thrill contributors. Click here for our previous installment.
*Glances at the clock* “I’m in despair.”
“We have lots of exciting things going on today! First of all, yes, I shaved half of my eyebrow. No, there’s no interesting story to go along with it.”
“I’m trying to figure out my existence in front of this work of art, and you guys are making out in front of it??”
Shit Professors Say, Vol. III
These quotes have been collected from professors in various areas of study, by a variety of Thrill contributors.
10 o’clock List: Things to do Before You do the Things You Do
It’s that time of year folks. Time to do the things you need to do before you do the things you need to do.
Kenyon Professor Ranked by How Likely I am to Accidentally Call them “Dad”
Look, we’ve all seen it happen before, right? A student’s answering or asking a question, has a quick slip of the tongue, and accidentally calls a teacher Mom or Dad. It’s embarrassing, sure, but it happens. And yeah, okay, that usually happens when you’re maybe eleven years old or something, but do you really think it couldn’t also happen to you when you’re older? I think it could; in fact I live in constant fear of it. Could you imagine?
Well, I have imagined, so you don’t have to. Here’s a list of professors I’ve had at this school ranked by how likely I think it is that I might accidentally refer to them as Dad, and look like a real baby boy in the process. I am so terrified of any of them reading this somehow.