Why Not To Choose Kenyon

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The deadline for the first early decision is coming at the end of next week, which means the beginning of a large process in which countless prospective students start imagining what their lives could look like during the next four years at Kenyon. Admissions provides a myriad of material explaining why you should choose Kenyon, but The Thrill believes in the importance of giving all prospies the ability to make this decision with nuance, and so we present the definitive list of reasons not to come here.

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Prospie Bingo

Bingo, no longer for just the elderly!

Bingo, no longer for just the elderly!

With the April 1st acceptance date looming ever-nearer, hoards of prospective students have been flooding the campus. While we have all been in their shoes, the long lines at Peirce and stumbling tour groups can serve as annoyance in our midterms-fueled February haze. But fear not, Kenyon. Inspired by other such endeavorsThe Thrill has created a bingo card to heighten the experience of people-watching the prospies. Print it out and start playing! Continue reading

Do’s and Dont’s Around Prospies and Tour Groups

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“Welcome to Kenyon. Come play with us.”

The sudden influx of the prospie-parent dynamic duos this week has doubled Gambier’s population and has likely sent your pansy-ass into an original case of culture shock.  And you just got over the Amish invasion. Cool your jets man, we’re here to help. A few tips on prospie/tour group etiquette:

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