The Thrill’s 2015 Horoscopes

Capricorns, it's your time to fly!

Capricorns, it’s your time to fly!

New Year, new semester, new you. Or something like that. But what do the stars say about the coming months and your luck (or lack thereof) at Kenyon? Let me look into my crystal ball and ask the spiritual forces at play here. Or text them. That’d be easier. I have unlimited texting.

Capricorn (December 22-January 20): You know that class you’re on the line about Pass/Failing? Get your ass to the Registrar’s Office or this semester is gonna be a lot tougher than it needs to be.

Famous Kenyon Capricorn: E.L. Doctorow (January 6, 1931)

Keep reading for all the zodiac signs!

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