10 o’clock list: Courses that Aren’t Being Offered Next Semester

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Today, rising seniors registered. Some rejoiced. Some cried. Rising juniors and sophomores, you’re next. As such, we thought it might be nice to know what you can’t register for next semester.

1. What’s the Deal With Feet? –Transnational Perspectives at the Heels of History. In this course we will explore the metric system as it is a metaphor for transnational conflicts concerning foot fetishism. This course is designed for first years. Pedicure of the instructor required. Apparently, if you pair this course with “Three Little Piggies: Writing Infantile Amusement,” you’ll be half way to a concentration in Poor Life Choices. Omg, so cool. But comps will have me with one foot in the grave. Ha ha ha hoo hoo ho-jesus christ. Continue reading

Quantitative Queasiness: The Best QR Courses for Humanities and Social Sciences Majors

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Are you allergic to math? Maybe Bunsen Burners have a personal vendetta against you. Or perhaps Econ just doesn’t really float your boat. Who knows? If your QR requirement is giving you numeric nightmares, fear not! Well, err, maybe don’t fear as much. If you are less inclined to explore the mathematical side of your mind, we’re here with potential solutions provided to you by your peers. Read on to settle your quantitative queasiness!

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