10 o’clock List: Five Ways to Avoid the New One Direction Single

SO QUIRKY (via popdust.com)

SO DAMN QUIRKY (via popdust.com)

Today, US Weekly told me that One Direction was planning on releasing a new album later this year. I relaxed, thinking I still had time to prepare my fallout shelter before 1D’s newest permutation of noise-poison inevitably caused a nuclear event.

Unfortunately, I was wrong. Just as my mind drifted to my New Apt bunker full of non-perishable food, gas masks and toilet paper, a piercing noise filled my ears.

They released a single. It is called “Fireproof”. Don’t click that link.

Scared? It’s okay – Momma Grace is here to make the monsters go away. Follow my lead and you’ll be 1D-free in no time at all. Continue reading

10 o’clock list: Things John Green Should Have Spoken About

You have some explaining to do. (via kenyon.edu)

You have some explaining to do. (via kenyon.edu)

Oh my gosh, John Green was here!!! He did not forget to be awesome if you catch my drift. But there were things that he didn’t talk about. I mean, how could he have spoken about everything in such a short time? But there were definitely gaps that probably needed to be addressed.

  1. How he feels about being Kenyon’s marketing campaign. I personally would prefer a viral Edwin M. Stanton campaign, but for him it must be rewarding to have his face go to every college junior’s mail box every three weeks. Right? Continue reading