10 o’clock list: Fun Ideas for the New Library!!

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We’ll soon have a new library, that much is for sure. A new haven for books, big and smelly or small and smelly. And since we know that the administration is still taking suggestions on what this big fat bookhouse will look like, I thought I’d lay it all on the line. Libraries should be places of laughter and joy, where cacophonous howls of mirth constantly echo off the thick, loamy walls. Here are my ideas for making the new library as exciting as it should be:

  1. Fill the water fountains with slime. When thirsty students need water and press down on the cold metal lever, hoping only to sup from the cold clear stream of moisture, instead they’ll find a never-ending slime snake, thick and inedible! Fun! Continue reading