A Kenyon Horror Story

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Here at The Thrill, we’re focused and determined to bring the campus hard hitting journalism, and today, we’ve uncovered a story filled with horror unlike anything ever witnessed here at Kenyon College. This certainly gave our staff nightmares, and we’re sorry if it does the same for you, but the truth must be told so that hopefully, others will not be victims. 

It was a dark and stormy night when first-year student Jon Greene* decided to check his email. It had been a long day, filled with classes and repetitive student info emails. He hoped, perhaps, that one of his emails would be from his professors, giving him a grade on his latest english essay. But alas, all the subject titles read [STUDENT-INFO].

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Friendly Reminder: Add/Drop is ending

20120123-092128.jpgHey reader, I see you there, struggling with your work. That seminar you signed up for is a little harder than you thought, isn’t it? We’ve all been there. Never fear!* You still have 28 hours and 30 minutes until the Add/Drop period ends. Take advantage of the Add/Drop period while you can; this writer is fairly certain that it doesn’t exist with real life things (getting a job, getting married, having kids**).  Get your forms in quick, though; Murphy’s Law says you won’t be able to get it signed.

*This will not take away the awkwardness of telling a Professor you dropped their class. It’s a feeling akin to seeing an Old Kenyon DFMO on Middle Path.
**Actually, it exists for all those things, it’s just a whole lot more than a half sheet of paper.