Humans on the Hill: Relay for Life Edition

In case you think that all the purple around campus this week has something to do with a second homecoming or beating Denison at a sport, this week’s Humans on the Hill highlights Purple Pride Week and the Relay for Life Committee as they get ready for the main event at the KAC from 12 pm-12am on Saturday, April 11.

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10 o’clock list: Obscure Ways to Raise Money for Relay For Life

Via acsevents.org

Relay For Life is approaching quickly, and it’s been weighing heavily on my mind. I’m not much of an athlete, so I made a semi-early life decision to get seriously competitive about two things: wig collection and fundraising. And let me tell you, it’s super weird when they intersect. So, not about to be beat by some frat, sorority, or otherwise well-meaning student group, I’ve formulated a few non-traditional–some might say obscure–fundraising tactics.

1. Sell your ovaries. You know, if Craigslist were a bodega, it would sell lady parts, webcams, and exotic pets. Exclusively. Because when you’re in the market for a capybara, you’re also probably in the market for someone else’s genes. And then of course if you’re in the market for someone else’s genes AND a capybara, you probably produce homemade porn. How wholesome. Regardless, you probably don’t need or want all of your lady bits anyway. So long as you’re chill with little miniature you’s running around, why wouldn’t you sell off those little serial killer seeds for a good cause?  Continue reading

Do it Today: Relay for Life

Do it for these Husky puppies.

Do it for these Husky puppies.

After months of hard work and preparation, the time has finally arrived! The American Cancer Society Relay For Life of Kenyon College will be taking place THIS WEEKEND, starting at 6PM this evening. Everyone is getting involved including sports teams, housing and res life, Greek life, and a local community team. Events range from a Ke$ha-themed lap to something sponsored by Social Board called the “Human iPod.” Even if you haven’t signed up with an organization, you should head down to the indoor track any time between 6 pm Saturday to 12 pm Sunday to show your support for the cause! It is recommended that you bring cash to participate in games and buy food.

  • What: Relay for Life at Kenyon College
  • When: April 13th 6PM -14th
  • Where: The Indoor Track