Behind gated off parts of Gund Ballroom, four-person NCA groups scrambled to find four more. Who will be pulled in? Friends? Enemies? Lovers?

Tensions are high as the last few NCAs are going. The four person NCAs are taken, gone for good. Voices are rising. I have seen at least one person crying. Those who were told to come at 8:30 are getting bored, and the Internet connections are going in and out. Only two questions are on these seniors’ minds:

  1. Where will they live (if they survive this ordeal)? And…
  2. When will they finish their homework?

Silly First-Years, Theme Housing Isn’t For Kids

Say goodbye to your white picket-fence dreams for a year or two. (via

As if the Housing Lottery wasn’t tough enough for first-year students, it seems like Theme Housing won’t be a way to sneak into an apartment this year. In years prior, rising sophomores have filled NCAs and Aclands under the pretense of Theme Housing, but this seems to be a thing of the past. This year’s Theme Housing application–emailed to campus from the Office of Housing and Residential Life–seems to be trying to undo this loophole. Continue reading

Students React to Acland Door Announcement [Updated]

Stitched Panorama

[Update 2/5/15]: In an email to The Thrill, Jill Engel-Hellman, the Director of Housing and Residential Life, said “the decision was made in consultation with Campus Safety and Maintenance to bring these spaces into line with all of the other apartments with exterior doors across campus.” Additionally, ResLife looked into purchasing sliding doors that auto-lock (similar to all other apartment doors) but found that they do not exist. Thus, the decision was made to permanently lock the doors.

In an email to residents of the Acland Apartments, the Office of Housing and Residential Life informed the residents that the sliding doors that lead out to the patios of the apartments would be permanently locked in the coming weeks. A portion of the email reads:

This is being done as a safety measure in an ongoing effort to secure Kenyon’s buildings.  Several years ago, Kenyon made the decision to better secure our buildings, including residential, administrative, and academic buildings.  Card readers were added to the exterior of buildings and auto-locking locks were placed on apartment exterior doors.  Along with interior locks on offices and bedrooms, this added a double barrier of safety and security.  These patio doors are not auto-locking and can pose a risk to student safety as well as property belonging to those residents and to Kenyon.

After the email was sent The Thrill reached out to Acland residents via a Google Form to gauge their reaction. Read some of those opinions after the break.

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Water Out In Old Kenyon So, Like, PLEASE Don’t Light It On Fire Again [UPDATED]


[Update 3:45PM] – Housing and Reslife has issued another email alerting Old Kenyon residents that as soon as the water is restored to the building, they will be under a “boil alert” (much like New Apts.) for “approximately” 24 hours. The email from ResLife reads:

Once the repairs to the sewer line near Leonard have been completed and water is restored to your residence hall, a “boil alert” will be in effect.   It is important to note that any time there is any type of water line disruption in a community – on or off campus, a “boil alert” is issued until the water can be tested to ensure that the line was not contaminated during the water line work.  While community members may boil water during an alert, it is more common these days to just use water from other sources to drink and cook with until the alert is lifted. In this case, the water in every campus building, except Old Kenyon, is safe for human consumption.  While outages such as these are certainly inconvenient, safe drinking water is currently available from a number of other buildings on campus: all of the academic buildings, all of the residence halls except Old Kenyon, the KAC, and Peirce.  Meals, as well as water, are also available in Peirce.  Until the alert is over, I would suggest filling up a water bottle when you are in Peirce or at class.

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