The Monday Catchup

The Monday Catchup

evree bawdy, ye

rohk ur beody yhe
hevaree buddy, yea
roc ueur bodi rite
Monday Ketchup’s bak, ahlrit

heay, yeahhh
oh mi gawd, I’m bax ageen
broders, thisters, ehvree bodee rot youer bodie rightah
gonnah brig teh flavour, sho u haow
godda cuestion 4 ew bettah anzer nawo, yeet

Am I original?
No.
Am I the only one?
No. These are bastardized backstreet boy lyrics
Am I sexual?
HECK. YEAH
Am I everything you need?
HEEEEEEccckYEAHawo
How was your weekend?

“What if your groundhog day was Sendoff? Like the film with Bill Murray. You just have Sendoff over and over.”

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