Welcome to Kenyon, first years! Welcome back, sophomores! Hope you’re doing okay, juniors and seniors! We want YOU to apply to be a writer for the Thrill.

Welcome to Kenyon, first years! Welcome back, sophomores! Hope you’re doing okay, juniors and seniors! We want YOU to apply to be a writer for the Thrill.
We might be waiting for the billionaire overlord(s) who run this campus to listen to us, BUT:
~~* THE WAIT TO APPLY TO THE THRILL IS OVER *~~