This article was ACTUALLY written by our new staff writer Nate Winer!
So, hey, did you hear about The Snake? The Snake that was spotted on south campus about a week ago, trying to get into Ascension hall because it probably left it’s umbrella in Econ again.
In preparation for Halloween, we’ve compiled some of your spooky tales over the last couple of years. Are our classmates pulling our legs or have some had real supernatural encounters? You decide!
Earlier this year, I was walking back one night after a long day at the library. It was just starting to get dark, so I didn’t notice at first this weird creature in the distance in a tree, making a cat-like noise. I squinted at it but it was definitely not a cat – it was too small and its ears were too long. If I’m being totally honest, it looked like a weird squirrel and rabbit hybrid. I didn’t want to get to close to it, so I snapped a picture to show people and fled the scene. Continue reading
Whatever, the NCAs are vanilla and you have seen the show Weeds. They’re boring and you like premium cable. Finally, and for worse, some students have decided to break the monotony and spice up the subdivision. I am not speaking of the group attempting to Lisa Frank NCAs, but am instead referring to the eight person apartment actively terrorizing the neighborhood.