That Car’s Definitely Driven By Before

No, seriously, it has. Like, twice, at least. That blue one behind the tree. And it’s always that guy with the red hair and the orange cap behind the wheel! No, there’s no way it’s a different car. How many guys do you think there are on campus with red hair and orange caps who drive a teal Nissan Altima? Shit, he sees us. Why is he looking over here? He won’t stop looking over here. Okay, we need to get out of here, but we can’t just go in a big group — we gotta go in twos, people walk in twos, that’s going to look less suspicious. Okay. Go. Go.