10 o’clock list: Things that are confusing my flu-ridden fever brain

10 o’clock list: Things that are confusing my flu-ridden fever brain

Hello! I have a Big Flu. I thought I would make it out of this germy cesspool unscathed. Instead I am reconciling with the fact that the flu vaccine was only, like, thirty percent effective this year and that Knox County has transformed into a plague-ridden apocalyptic death zone. I looked out my window after a coughing fit today and saw a girl walking home holding a tissue to her nose. Everyone is dying. Everyone is flu. Stay healthy, kiddos.

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So You Have Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease

Awww, look at Sackie! So cute. via science.howstuffworks.com

An accurate representation of Sackie’s cute lil’ mug.  via howstuffworks.com

In case you haven’t heard, seen, or suffered yet- Hand, foot, and mouth disease is going around campus. That’s right. An infant’s disease is plaguing our student body full of adults. Now that your college-induced infantile emotional regression is manifesting itself in epidemic form, and you’ve fallen victim to it, what are you left to do? As a survivor on the tail end of the mend, allow me to clue you in.

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