Do you feel like garbage? Have you neglected your friends and family in favor of self-loathing? Do you have an overused app on your phone that simply plays a sad trombone sound effect? Have spoonfuls of peanut butter been the entirety of your diet for the past 24-48 hours?
IT’S TIME TO GET OVER YOURSELF.
You know, I used to be like you. I used to be a sad, strange little man worthy only of pity. I used to spend my days moping in bed, weeping heavily over that one episode of It’s Always Sunny when Charlie and Dee kiss. I used to sit and watch life pass me by.
I get it. Trust me, I do. But you know as well as I do that it’s TIME FOR CHANGE.
Get ready for your life to flip upside down.