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From “Low Key” to “High Key”: How to Reclaim Your Mojo and Knock Life Down a Peg

February 11, 2016 By in Commentary Tags: , , , Leave a comment
He's here to win. Are you? (via dreamstime.com)

He’s here to win. Are you? (via dreamstime.com)

Do you feel like garbage? Have you neglected your friends and family in favor of self-loathing? Do you have an overused app on your phone that simply plays a sad trombone sound effect? Have spoonfuls of peanut butter been the entirety of your diet for the past 24-48 hours?

IT’S TIME TO GET OVER YOURSELF.

You know, I used to be like you. I used to be a sad, strange little man worthy only of pity. I used to spend my days moping in bed, weeping heavily over that one episode of It’s Always Sunny when Charlie and Dee kiss.  I used to sit and watch life pass me by.

I get it. Trust me, I do. But you know as well as I do that it’s TIME FOR CHANGE.

Get ready for your life to flip upside down.

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This Building: Let’s Talk About It

April 27, 2015 By in Commentary Tags: , , , , 12 Comments

I’ve passed this building upwards of thousands of times, and I have yet to figure out who lives here. Do people even live here? Is this the not-so-secret society that inevitably exists here? Why is there always a candle burning in the window? Mom, I’m scared.

WHO LIVES HERE

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At first I thought this was just me being a classic dumb-first-year. But let me just say, I’ve brought this up a lot. No one has given me a straight answer, and let’s face it I have a strong, aggressive personality and I need answers. So, let’s get the ball ROLLING on this one, comment your conspiracy theories about what’s the point of this building; I’m genuinely interested in figuring this out.