Dear Thrill Readers,
It’s Spring Break y’all, it’s the American Dream. We are taking a pause and will resume posting when classes are back in session. So get your sunscreen and lay out by the pool, or just hole up for two weeks to watch the new season of House of Cards, and we will welcome you back when break is over.
Spring breaaaak. It’s senior year and it’s the mother******* dream y’all. You got comps and two weeks in the town of Gambier and it’s time to bring in your last spring break Harmony Korine style!
You start your trip to another planet in your last class on Friday. You’re in an intro class your last semester because you totally live on the edge, and you sit in the back with your laptop open as you let the underclassmen battle to the death to argue the exact same answer to a question your professor asked. You roll your eyes and look over to your senior housemate and she is holding up paper saying “COMPS” with a drawing of a pencil on it. You get a little jitter in your stomach. This is real life y’all, this is the senior EXERCISE you’ve got eleven pages finished and you’ve still got sixty-nine to go! Class ends and you go up to your senior friend. You each give a nod. Spring Break has begun.
Spring break forever!
It’s the American dream y’all. Spring Breaaak. NETFLIX AND BIG SWEATPANTS Y’ALL THAT’S WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT! Whether you’re going home or going on an adventure to another planet on your spaceship bed, it’s time to celebrate with the perfect movie Spring Breakers. So get your tanning oil, lay out by the pool, and stop acting ‘spicious!
Big Bank– Rick Ross, Pill, Meek Mill, Torch & French Montana
For when you decide to go rob your pantry of all the Pop-Tarts. Just act like you’re in a movie or something.
The Kenyon Thrill 
