10 o’clock list: Kenyon-Relevant Stock Photos

Sometimes you look at stock photos and you just wonder why there are so many of fruits inside of other fruits. But sometimes you look at stock photos and see the heart-wrenching realness of them, the minute detail that perfectly represents your life and emotions. Here are some of those stock photos.

  1. “Middle-Aged Man On A Horse On A Summer Day At The Beach.” I imagine that this is a very accurate representation of Philander Chase riding up to the Kokosing for the first time.
    "This'll do."

    “This’ll do.”

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Kenyon Kulture: Profile Pictures You’ll Upload at Kenyon


Don’t worry, it could be worse.

Yes, Kenyon is a completely unique place and we are all v.v. special snowflakes, but also, Kenyon is not that unique of a place and many of its students are uncomfortably similar [raise up if you’re reading this and you have brown hair/glasses/hail from the East Coast.] This commonality can be pretty embarrassing, especially when it’s all over the Interwebs: I hereby present some of the Kenyon Kodak Moments you’ll upload to Facebook at some point before you graduate, and probably attract some weird family-member likes with (“College Cutie Pie! Looks like Kanyon agrees With You! Big xS and Os!” raves Aunt Linda.)*

 You, Laughing in A Cornfield. Your head is thrown back, your arms are outstretched, the sun is setting, and you are woodsy, dammit. You live in Ohio now, and everybody in your newsfeed should know it. [Sidenote – get off the corn. People need to grow the corn and sell the corn. The corn does not care how quirky you look in this photo your roommate took with a Polaroid and captioned “~reading daze adventures~” in all lower-case.]

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