We’ve all seen this fascinating machine at one point or another on our way to print something in Gund Commons. It lives, covered in dust, constantly being passed by hundreds of students each day. One day, I thought the unthinkable – Can this machine actually be used? Does it dispense the Gourmet Coffee it advertises? I knew I had to find out.
As some of you may know, our very own Kenyon College was recently named one of the most underrated party schools in the nation. You might scroll through that article and wonder, “What? My tiny sanctuary on-top-a hill has been misconstrued to be a grimy dunghole where drunken miscreants go on with their shenanigans?!” The answer to that question is, yes! And we here at The Thrill have taken on the responsibility of taste-testing the four beers you’re most likely to stumble upon in said grimy dungholes all about campus. Given that this weekend holds not one, not two, but three all-campus fiestas, it only makes sense that you study up now.