I don’t know if you all heard but allegedly- (and I say allegedly because I have seen Legally Blonde and I do NOT want to get sued)- there was a goat that escaped during Fall Fest. A freaking goat. There was a goat who was supposed to be in one place and he left it to find a new place. I have spent a lot of time with goats- a lot of carnal relations with farmers if you know what I mean, so I am going to take you into the mind of the goat and answer the question on everyone’s mind: “Where was he going and I thought this girl graduated?” I am not responsible for his escape, though. I want to make that clear.
1. Crozier. He heard about the free lube and really knows how to please a smooch buddy… This is all speculation. I had nothing to do with it so I don’t know for a FACT what his goal was.