10 o’clock list: Places the Escaped Fall Fest Goat was Going to Go

 

What how

What, how?

I don’t know if you all heard but allegedly- (and I say allegedly because I have seen Legally Blonde and I do NOT want to get sued)- there was a goat that escaped during Fall Fest. A freaking goat. There was a goat who was supposed to be in one place and he left it to find a new place. I have spent a lot of time with goats- a lot of carnal relations with farmers if you know what I mean, so I am going to take you into the mind of the goat and answer the question on everyone’s mind: “Where was he going and I thought this girl graduated?” I am not responsible for his escape, though. I want to make that clear.

Come along!

1. Crozier. He heard about the free lube and really knows how to please a smooch buddy… This is all speculation. I had nothing to do with it so I don’t know for a FACT what his goal was.

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10 o’clock list: Holidays Peirce should Celebrate in February

Gather round for the festive Peirce season!

Gather ’round for the festive Peirce season!

With February coming up, there are already many holidays Peirce is celebrating. Between Lunar Day and Valentine’s Day, we are going to get some real treats  from Chef Megan this month. But what about the holidays Peirce is looking over? There could be some real opportunities here. Look for them after the jump! Continue reading

How to Tell Your Friend’s Life is Falling Apart by Their Choices on Spotify

If your friend is listening to The Used, there may be reason for concern

You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of music they listen to. If someone listens to a lot of punk music. then they’ll probably have a contrarian personality. With the rise of Spotify, it is now even easier to tell what kind of mood your friends are in than before. If you see the following music pop up on your friend’s Spotify, then their lives are totally falling apart. Trust me, I listen to a lot of music and took a semester of Psychology, so I’m totally qualified to make these diagnoses. Continue reading