The Peirce Cleanse: Pancake Mornings, Tempeh Nights



I’ve been feeling spongy lately. Rubbery, like an old shoe. I needed a boost, something to make me feel alive again. And where do I turn when there’s no place else to turn? The Vegetarian section of the servery. That’s right, friendos. I went to the land of yellow string beans and sweet potato hash, and I never looked back. You never know what your body is capable of when you push its limits, and today I pushed mine. I feel so, so strong. Why? I did the Peirce Cleanse. What is the Peirce Cleanse, you snarl in a chorus of hyenic voices? It’s when you only eat in one section of the servery for a whole day. No salad bar, no cereal, no dessert. Side fruit is acceptable, as are drinks. Why Vegetarian? Because, dear reader, meat has not passed through these thin lil’ shark lips in almost a decade. If the shoe fits, ha ha. Let’s dive in! Continue reading