Moms. They love us and take care of us. But one thing they can’t do is send normal texts that can’t be made fun of in some way. That’s right. It’s time for this year’s first installment of Mom Texts! It’s our recurring feature where we examine the texts of my own mother and some of her fellow moms.
- “I had a dream that you turned into candy corn. Tell me you are human… please.” – This one comes from the mother of Joey Chimes ’19, one of our new writers. This would indeed be a scary dream for a mom to have about her kid, so I sympathize with her. I would not want my kids to become candy corn!