The Friday Ketchup

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The Friday Ketchup

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You look into the mirror and an unfamiliar face stares back at you. Bloodshot eyes. Greasy, unkempt hair. A bit of dried drool sits on your lower lip. You’re not entirely sure what day it is, though you’re not sure it even matters. Sleep seems like a long-forgotten dream now. All you can think of is the Hobbesian state. You fear a life that is nasty, brutish, and short, so you give away your liberty to the Leviathan, all for a little safety. Sure, he can take away everything, but at least you aren’t getting torn apart in the wild. Look at yourself, though. You’re a mess. A slob. A broken soul slouching along in a decaying body. Maybe Nietzsche was right about liberalism. You’re the last man. The Übermensch never came. The slave morality has crushed your soul and all you desire is a little comfort. You sigh and leave the bathroom. It’s comps week. It’s the Friday Ketchup.
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The Friday Ketchup

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Are you still defrosting from being a human popsicle all week? Or did you fall down the stairs like I did and no one helped you so you just laid there for a few days, waiting until your strength returned? We’ve all been there and we understand. That’s why we do the Friday Ketchup to get you up to speed. Here it is- the Friday Ketchup. Continue reading

The Friday Ketchup

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Hey. Its about that time again. Condiment time. Its been a week so it’s here again. I missed seeing you guys, and I hope it was a good week full of great times. It’s the Friday Ketchup. (Not to be confused with the Monday Catchup. Clarity. The Thrill is about CLARITY.)

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The Friday Ketchup

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Hey guys, the time is now Friday Ketchup time. Come on in to the Ketchup, but please be sure to take your shoes off first. We’re going to fill you up on all the stuff you missed while sleeping through your 12:00 class because you were binge-watching the original Batman TV show the night before. Please sit down and make yourself comfortable for the Friday Ketchup. Continue reading