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The Monday Catchup

What the heck is up my sweet gremlins! I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about my favorite holiday, Cyber Monday. It’s the holiday of the future! I’m anxious to make a big dent in the debit card shopping for clothes, and gadgets, and lizards at PetSmart. While shopping on Black Friday I only got one of those things on, unfortunately.

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The Monday Catchup

Today marks the four year anniversary of the death of devoted Kenyon staff member, Gourdzilla. Gourdzilla’s death in 2013 was unexpected. She suffered a heart attack while driving home from work. Her car swerved and met a telephone pole just off of 279. She was declared dead upon impact. When our campus was rocked by news of her death, students came out

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The Monday Catchup

I don’t think Pine Grove is that good. That’s right. With the tap of my fingers, I just effortlessly bodied the patron saint of this institution. Roast me.  I want to be skewered like a kebob and slowly charred over a flaming pile of sweet, coniferous pine logs. Don’t talk to me about their melodramatic moaning. Don’t even get me started on

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The Monday Catchup

What’s goodie family? It’s your Monday Catchup. Today I’m gonna show you how to bless yourselves on this abbreviated week of school. Welcome. A lotta you have been missing my posts, and I’m here to say keep it 100% cool because I’m not here to let you down. I’ve just been hitting the stacks mad hard lately (before break crunch

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