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The Monday Catchup

I don’t think Pine Grove is that good. That’s right. With the tap of my fingers, I just effortlessly bodied the patron saint of this institution. Roast me.  I want to be skewered like a kebob and slowly charred over a flaming pile of sweet, coniferous pine logs. Don’t talk to me about their melodramatic moaning. Don’t even get me started on

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The Monday Catchup

What’s goodie family? It’s your Monday Catchup. Today I’m gonna show you how to bless yourselves on this abbreviated week of school. Welcome. A lotta you have been missing my posts, and I’m here to say keep it 100% cool because I’m not here to let you down. I’ve just been hitting the stacks mad hard lately (before break crunch

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The Monday Catchup

It began at 8pm. Six shots deep, crop top-ed, looking good, you make your way across south campus. MSSC is just like AD. or DKE. or DPhi. One of those greek groups. Hell yeah. You approach the doors to Tomsich feeling basically like a badass. Hearing activity inside, you approach with K-Card in hand (and fake I.D.) Just incase they

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The Monday Catchup

Dear class of 2021, Congratulations! You’re here! You did it! Each and everyone of you is very, very smart. Or  could afford a very, very smart SAT tutor. Despite the trials of applying — the listless agony of not writing the Kenyon supplement  — you probably came from a wealthy enough school district to make your application shine!  But, who

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The Monday Catchup

The Monday Catchup has shared a document on Google Docs with you themondaycatchup@kenyon.edu to hhhhhhhhhhhh., bcc: old_kenyon_res.   The Monday Catchup has invited you to view the following document: Go ahead. Click the button. Once you do I’ll have access to your social security number, your mother’s maiden name, and the PRECISE location of your last sexual foray. So much

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