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The Monday Catchup

Good news, friends. After this weekend, my liver is roughly the size, shape, and color of an Olin bean bag. Ha! Of course I kid. Just yanking your chain. Joshing you. See, alcohol has never touched these lips – neither has water. I absorb all liquid nutrients through my skin. This makes taking a dip in an ocean or lake pretty problematic,

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The Monday Catchup

It’s the last week of school! No more classes after this one folks! Thats right. We can all come together and just play ring around the turkey and sing songs around the Thanksgiving tree! I’ll eat some jell-o. My mom loves making jell-o during this time of year. Thanksgiving? More like Thanks-for-the-offer-now-give-me-some-jello-mom. I realize that was a stretch. What? We

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The Monday Catchup

You may have noticed that I’m wearing all-black today. I’m in mourning. Frankly, I’m rather disappointed that you aren’t in all-black as well. What did I lose? I think a better question is, what did we lose? We lost an extra hour of sweet light- “fall back” or something. We gained an hour of sleep, but that means nothing. Less vitamin

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The Monday Catchup

Happy Halloween kids! I saw all of you tricking and treating this weekend, but why end the celebration now? I will personally be throwing down and throwing them back tonight* in honor of all that is freaky. In fact I compiled a little cheat sheet of halloween party tips If you choose to partake in festivities with me. -The Krud is

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The Monday Catchup

T-minus seven days until Halloween, ya weenies, so get some good rest and some good work done this week. I know most of you were formal-ed out by the end of this weekend. Let’s see. We had DKE, AD, International, AND Leaf Peepers formal. Oh. You didn’t hear about Leaf Peepers formal? Well, you missed out! It was Tuesday afternoon and

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The Monday Catchup

It’s been a minute, hasn’t it? I don’t have much to say about this past weekend. It happened, and boy it felt like most other weekends. What a rush! Here’s what you had to say about various debaucherous escapades and keggers and the DJ at club Olin I did lots of yelling this weekend. *yells* It was a very good weekend

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The Monday Catchup

One question has always plagued me as I walk down Middle Path. One question has always kept me up in the middle of the night. One question has always thrown me into existential crisis. Why D3? I know the answer now. It lies in the hearts of Kenyon’s football team. Look, I don’t care if you hate organized sports or if you

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