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The Monday Catchup

What can I say about Spring Break 2017 that hasn’t already be said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone – this is a gift to us all. Yet, just as the  wheel, penicillin, and the iPhone have changed, so too has Spring Break 2017. How so? Well, it’s over. Extinct. Gone. Spent. For all 14 days of break, I blissfully

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The Monday Catchup

Can you feel that? It’s Vitamin-D coursing through your veins and the itchy sunburn you got from lounging outside all weekend. I saw someone the other day with a huge sunburn right on their neck. It was funny, because I’ve never seen a sunburn with such a dark hue. It was mottled too. I tried to google ‘sunburn neck blue purple,’

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The Monday Catchup

(A preface: I’m going to get you in the valentines day mood.) Hello! Is it me you’re looking for? I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile. You’re all I’ve ever wanted, and my arms are open wide. ‘Cause you know just what to say, and you know just what to do. And, I want to tell you so much… here’s

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The Monday Catchup

Good news, friends. After this weekend, my liver is roughly the size, shape, and color of an Olin bean bag. Ha! Of course I kid. Just yanking your chain. Joshing you. See, alcohol has never touched these lips – neither has water. I absorb all liquid nutrients through my skin. This makes taking a dip in an ocean or lake pretty problematic,

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The Monday Catchup

It’s the last week of school! No more classes after this one folks! Thats right. We can all come together and just play ring around the turkey and sing songs around the Thanksgiving tree! I’ll eat some jell-o. My mom loves making jell-o during this time of year. Thanksgiving? More like Thanks-for-the-offer-now-give-me-some-jello-mom. I realize that was a stretch. What? We

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The Monday Catchup

You may have noticed that I’m wearing all-black today. I’m in mourning. Frankly, I’m rather disappointed that you aren’t in all-black as well. What did I lose? I think a better question is, what did we lose? We lost an extra hour of sweet light- “fall back” or something. We gained an hour of sleep, but that means nothing. Less vitamin

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The Monday Catchup

Happy Halloween kids! I saw all of you tricking and treating this weekend, but why end the celebration now? I will personally be throwing down and throwing them back tonight* in honor of all that is freaky. In fact I compiled a little cheat sheet of halloween party tips If you choose to partake in festivities with me. -The Krud is

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