The Future is Now!

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Did Philander Chase see this one coming? Courtesy of Michael Spencer

Gambier has finally entered the modern epoch. English major Jordi Alonso ’14 can now be seen gliding across Middle Path at a blistering 12.5mph (0.000001863% of the speed of light!) on a Segway, those nifty balancy-thingies we don’t really understand but think are awesome.  “It’s really fun and actually very easy to ride, once you get the hang of stopping,” said Alonso.  If only Gob got the memo.