The research for this article has proven that if you open unmarked doors at Kenyon, you will find one of three things:
- Totally innocuous closet
- Equally harmless basement/storage room/attic
- Cobweb drenched, nightmare inducing Room of Abject Horror.
To be fair, many of the spaces in category three are also basements or attics, which naturally may cause you to wonder how they could possibly be so different than those in category two. “C’mon, Explorer,” you might think, “All basements are weird. Besides, most of Kenyon’s buildings are lovely. You couldn’t have found anything that bad.”
How wrong you would be, dear, naive reader. How very wrong indeed. Continue reading