Being a Person: How to Replace a Tire

This woman came prepared with her 1980s cellphone

Sometimes it’s important to know when to make a call. (via

I would like to say that I am a fully functional human with all my shit together. But sometimes, like that time I clipped a curb and popped my tire on a dark and stormy night, I choose to solve problems by having other people help me. So naturally, in order to write this “How to be a Person,” the first thing I did was call my dad. Please enjoy his advice on how to replace your tire in 12 easy steps. Continue reading