Kenyon Alums Save America!

A picture from the site’s “photoshop” section, where other equally tasteful portraits of Mitt Romney can be found.

Although the most notable of Kenyon’s alumnus is ex-President Rutherford B. Hayes, he is not the only alum to have taken a shine to politics. Two students from the class of 2005, Tyler Bullen and Nathan Appy (the latter being the brother of one of our editors, the infamous Spencer Kaye) have launched an anti-Mitt Romney campaign in the form of a witty and fairly informative website all about Romney: http://mittromneyisatool.com. This site will keep you informed about Romney’s mission along with providing “facts” that Wikipedia fails to mention about Romney’s early life and campaign (for example: his wife Ann was super-hot).

It should be noted, however, that this is NOT a real job, but we are proud that Kenyonites are actually doing something productive with their lives. If this website doesn’t manage to sway the upcoming GOP election, we can hopefully anticipate a follow-up website, probably along the lines of ricksantorumblows.com, santorumcannotbeforreal.net or maybe even letsmovetocanada.org. And if you don’t check out this website, the terrorists win.