We’ve all been to Peirce at common hour on a Tuesday. One minute you’re on hunt for the last scoop of fries before they run out, the next, the literal Hunger Games are upon you. No one is safe. No one makes it out entirely whole. Here are some people to look out for to ensure that the odds are ever in your favor.
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10 o’clock list: Other Things for the DOJ to Investigate
As you may have read in the Collegian this past Thursday, the Department of Justice recently shuttered its investigation of a former Kenyon President, the illustrious S. Georgia Nugent, for possibly violating federal anti-trust laws. While they ultimately turned up nothing of major importance, I thought I might suggest some other possible violations of federal law at Kenyon College.
- What happened to the trays? Some law must have been broken at some point that took away my freedom to throw 50 cookies for my friends (read: just me) on a tray along with an entire plate of fries. Isn’t this America anymore?