10 o’clock List: Actual Real Things that Prove Kenyon was Haunted This Weekend

It was Slimer the whole friggin time!!! (Photo courtesy of Emma Brown '17, Slimer courtesy of Columbia Pictures)

It was Slimer the whole friggin time!!! (Photo courtesy of Emma Brown ’17, Slimer courtesy of Columbia Pictures)

Hi everyone. Halloweekend was crazy, and I’m gonna tell you why.

Swear to LORDE KENYON, 100% of these Twilight Zone-esque vignettes are 100% true. Did I swap out a detail or two to protect the innocent? Maybe. But this campus went crazy this weekend, and too often I found myself asking, “Am I even here right now?” Kenyon broke, y’all. I think we’re Halloweentown now. And I’m not sure we can go back to the way things were. Continue reading

Kenyon Explorer: Places that may be Portals to Another Realm

Dodododododododododo via blogspot

If you’ve been exploring with me up to this point, you already know that Kenyon can be a scary place. As it turns out, Kenyon is creepy place and may also take you to Narnia. Or another universe entirely.

The logical first stop is the Gates of Hell, but your intrepid explorer has, as always, dug deeper. My exploration began in the library, quietly shuffling among the study carrels to find…. Continue reading