Local 21-Year Old Degenerate on a Mission Episode 1

Local 21-Year Old Degenerate on a Mission Episode 1

Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd: HEALTH BENEFITS OF REB WINE

H,AHA !! JANICE FOUND THIS MIME (IS THAT HOW THE KID S CALL IT?) ON THE FACEBOOK .. ENJOY

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(this is a custom meme made my me, I’m sorry)

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10 O’ Clock List: Number of Times I Farted at A Cappella Rehearsal the Other Day

10 O’ Clock List: Number of Times I Farted at A Cappella Rehearsal the Other Day

It’s a Sunday and I downed some whipped cream. Straight from the nozzle like an animal. Like somebody who knows exactly what sin is. This is good and clean and fun but I’m lactose-intolerant and that sweet sweet heavy cream gives me some sleepy, sloppy farts—some creepy, crappy farts. It’s like Dr. Seuss said: “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes,” and, well, I got gas in my caboose Mr. Seuss and she’s ripping loose like stinky one-liners during amateur hour at the comedy club. You heard that thunder on Sunday? Nope. That was my rear end belting and swan-songing like the prima donna’s understudy.

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