IT Happened to Me

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Hey guys, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but one of the new first years is really weird. Twisted, you could say. He has a thing for white face paint and ruffles, which I’m totally cool with if that’s what you’re into, but isn’t it at least a little off that he doesn’t seem at all affected by this heat spell? You would think that an Elizabethan collar would sometimes be a bit too much. And I keep seeing him everywhere, before class, at Peirce, even once straddling the central post of the Gates of Hell at midnight. I was able to snap a few pics, so let me know if you know him! He keeps whispering something about floating, so I’m guessing… Bio major?

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Where Was It Said: Under the Upside Down Tree or in Bed?

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Oh the Upside Down Tree, where many a freaky romance was born and lots of poems have been hung. If you ask me, that tree’s pretty scraggly, and I’m sure that there’s a million bugs under there. So I’ve never been under it. But other people have, and I’ve heard them say a lot of freaky shit. Can you tell where it was said? Under the Upside Down Tree? Or in bed?  Continue reading