Breaking(ish): “Hole in Earth between Bushnell and Manning”


This fine morning all of the residents of Bushnell and Manning were alerted to something truly groundbreaking. There is a hole in the earth between the two residence halls. Here are some safety tips so you don’t accidentally fall into the hole in the earth and end up in China. Use caution as you walk into your dorm, and be mindful of the workers who are attempting to repair the hole. The area will be barricaded until further notice. Be careful, all you walkers out there. Don’t fall into any holes.