Advice for First-Years from a Crusty Ancient


Happy year one to Kenyon’s Class of 2022! We, the Council of Elders, are very pleased and excited to have you here with us. We love your style, your spirit. Your large numbers. Your sweet, chittery little bird voices as you skip down Middle Path in droves, animatedly discussing how awesome your English 103 classes are. Yes! We love you very, very much!!! Because of how much we love you, we at the Thrill would like to quell your nerves a little bit by giving you some advice about how to Make It in this crazy cartoon college. If you take our advice, you are certain to graduate!!! 100% money back guarantee. Have a good day, sweetie, and don’t forget to eat lunch! Xoxo, the Kenyon Thrill. WE LOVE YOU!!!

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APPLICATION EXTENDED: Apply to Write for The Thrill!

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We extended our application deadline! Look at that! Do you want to write for your favorite Kenyon blog but couldn’t make the February 19th deadline because you just bought the Sims 2 for the first time and need to make sure that all of your Sims get college scholarships? We get it, and we want to help you out.
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Valentines for Hook-Ups

Valentine’s Day is one of those things that the human race either loves or hates, and this depends mostly on your relationship status. The lovers love it, the singles hate it, and everyone is tired of hearing about it. Right?

WRONG. There is another subset of the population, perhaps even the biggest, whose struggles get sorely overlooked during this time of year: the hook-ups. Whether it’s been a steady thing for a few months now, or you made the mistake of doing it last night, now you have to face a day that stares you in the face, screaming at you to define things in an even more terrifying way than you and your hook-up’s last drunken conversation.

But fear no more! The Thrill has created some handy valentines catered just to your delicate situation (Hallmark, feel free to e-mail us). Check them out after the jump!

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