10 o’clock list: How to Get out of Bed When it’s Cold Out

Alright, alright, we get it. It’s cold out. It’s January. The temperature is dropping, it’s the year of the monkey, and mercury is still in retrograde. Lot of things going on right now. And to make it worse, you have to muster up the courage to get yourself out of bed and join the rest of society every weekend. But have no fear, I’m here, and I have ways for you to get off your booty and brave the cold.

1. Tell your blankets how much you love them. It’s like kissing your parents before getting on a plane. You’ll feel a lot less guilty drinking Keystone in Old K knowing that your bed is happily waiting for your return.  Continue reading

10 o’clock list: Alternative Nicknames for Kenyon’s Mascot

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While I’ll be the first to admit that I love Kenyon’s color scheme, I’ve always felt that calling our teams the Lords and Ladies was a little bit stale. Sure, it honors Lord Kenyon, who helped fund the school, but this is America, a place where nobility has no power. With that in mind, here are a few decidedly more fresh ideas for what we could change the name to instead. Continue reading