A long time ago, we published an article lovingly mocking the nobodies of Kenyon: the sophomore class. No longer eager first-years and not quite worldly juniors, sophomores have spent the year trying to adopt the blasé attitude of those who think they have seen/done everything, but still have a long way to go. And since it’s the end of the year, you’d think that sophomores–myself included–would be well on our way to self-actualization/actually knowing what is going on at Kenyon. The truth is, however, that sophomores are pretty much just as clueless as we ever were and are still saying stupid shit. Read on for signs that you, or someone you may know, are a sophomore.