Weekend Drink: Long Island Iced Tea to Help You Forget… The Simulation


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There is a glitch in the matrix. We go to a boarding school in a fake New England village oasis in the Midwest. Each year after the seniors graduate, they are replaced by freshman doppelgängers. There is no justice. There is no commencement speaker for the Class of 2020. Yet still, we go through the motions, day in and day out, hoping that maybe one day, Moxie culture will die and a Peirce Date will bring us eternal love. That’s why this weekend, The Thrill is prescribing the antidote to all your woes, a temporary escape from The Simulation.

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Weekend Drink: Keeping It All in the Family Bourbon Milk Punch


Double, double, McPoyle and trouble! Looking for a way to up your calcium intake and get frisky to ring in February? Well, search no further! Weekend Drink is back, and this week we are serving up a Bourbon Milk Punch that will get you to make out with your favorite cousin.

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Weekend Drink: Elixir of Life


This is not your grandfather’s hot toddy. This is the vitamin BOOSTED hot toddy that will rev up your immune system SO MUCH that you’ll be healthy all winter. And it will keep you warm. Because it’s so cold.

For four drinks, you will need:

  • whiskey (to taste)
  • one mug of freshly brewed chamomile tea
  • turmeric (anti-inflamatory, immune boosting)
  • one lemon (zest and juice) (for vitamin C)
  • one packet of Emergen-C (for an EXTRA boost)
  • honey
  • boiled water
  • cloves

Share with your closest loved ones to keep them healthy and strong.

Weekend Drink: Homestretch on the Beach


With the final days of the semester slowly trickling down into the single digits, it’s easy to lose sight of the fleeting moments that may pass you by. Amidst the panic of finals, bleak weather, and packing up if you’re going abroad– it’s important to take a moment to enjoy these final few moments of first semester. The only consistent cure to finals week blues is a special concoction designed to transport you to a place with warm sand, clear water, and endless Vitamin D. Drink your Homestretch on the Beach on your couch, in the library, or while you pack. This is best served as a punch, so share it with your housemates or even a perfect stranger slowly dying on third floor Olin.

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