10 o’clock list: Cool Ways to get a UTI at Kenyon

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Emphasis on the cool.

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What Is The Meaning Of This? Vol. XVIIIX

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Hand generously provided by Natalie Reneau ’15.

Attention, all — right by the jewelry display, our beloved Bookstore sells something called  “Magnetic Nail Polish.” As of press time, a business associate and I have been clustered around the display for 7 full minutes, wondering out loud — “What is this? How does it work? Should we buy it and study it and strip it for parts and sell it on the Internet?” Weigh in below!

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