The Monday Catchup


A bottle of ketchup comes with letter of acceptance

Oh boy! We’re drowning in prospies. That means sandwich board signs at every major building, stray balloons, and tours. If I had a dollar for every time I overheard, “Middle Path is the main artery of Kenyon” on a tour this weekend, I’d probably have 2 dollars. This impending wave of visitors, however, had no negative effects on the amount of evening time debauchery. Here are some candid thoughts.

“Sometimes I forget I’m allergic to gluten and have too many ciders. Ciders make my tummy hurt.”

“I had some nice luke warm milk—straight from the udder.”

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KAC Yoga, in Review

This is totally me.

This is totally me.

Namaste all you yogis and non-yogis out there. I am now going to take you all on a journey, or really a review of a journey, on which I recently embarked. Just yesterday I decided it would be spiritually calming and physically advantageous for me to attend one of the many yoga classes offered at the KAC. Without any preparation or research, I grabbed a friend who was as inflexible and as unfamiliar with KAC life as myself and we headed down to begin our yoga experience.  Continue reading

Overheard at Kenyon, Vol. X

jack-nicholson-the-shiningWe’re always listening (via

We know this week has been hard: it dropped forty degrees in two minutes and you spent Friday night crawling through the snow on your hands and knees so you wouldn’t fall on your face during the blackout. After the hard time you’ve been having, we though you deserved a little something special. You can claim your quote in the comments at your own risk.

Girl having an epiphany in the servery: “There’s a time in every girl’s life when she needs to make the transition from PacSun to American Eagle.”

Guy in the Caples elevator: “I really need to cut my toenails to the point that it’s turned into a sexual desire. Does that ever happen to you?”

  • Faithful friend: “Yeah, I totally feel that.”
  • Confused stranger: “That’s vile.”

Experience more precious moments after the jump!

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