10 o’clock list: Top Bathrooms on Campus
Photo by Rama via Wikimedia Commons
Nobody wants to hear about it, and that’s why I’m here to talk about it. Below you will find a list of what I consider to be the best (public) restrooms on campus … keep ‘em in mind the next time nature calls!
1. Farr Hall — Perfectly located between North and South, the bathroom on the first floor of Farr is the Mason-Dixon line of pit stops. Bonus points for the two additional bathrooms in the basement outside WKCO.
2. First floor Chalmers — I’m not talking about the atrium, but rather down by the classrooms in the basement. At first, those bathrooms seem super awkward, since there’s only one stall inside, but in fact you can lock the main bathroom door and have super privacy.
See the rest after the jump.
Nugent “Very Excited” About New Post
via Wikimedia Commons
On Wednesday, we told you about President Nugent’s election to the board of the American University of Sharjah and speculated about whether this would provide novel new Nugespotting opportunities. Well, now we know. “The board holds three meetings annually—two in Sharjah and one in London,” wrote Nugent in an email. “I would plan to attend as many meetings as possible, in light of my Kenyon commitments.” So if you’re really lucky, you might see the Nuge trying to provoke a Buckingham Palace guard into smiling and hittin’ the slopes at the Middle East’s first indoor ski resort.
Hafternoon Delight: Goodbye Sex Blogging, Hello Monogamy
So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye. Yes, dear Kenyon, my time as your resident sex columnist is coming (no pun intended) to an end. What you’re reading right now is my last regular post. This sad but timely departure is occurring partly because someone wants to take over for me (!!!) and partly because I’m boring now and mostly only make out with one person (holler, Slampiece).
While Slampiece turned me from a wild child into a committed wild child, our relationship has spawned some positive events. For example, she inspired the opening line of this piece! Because I was a such a good girl all of first semester, Slampiece penned me a jokey Maria/Liesel Sound of Music femme slash fanfiction for my Hanukkah present. It’s saved in a shareable Google doc, if you’re interested. My mother’s review: “Slampiece writes very good smut.” The critics are raving!
Practical advice on and stories about navigating the boundaries of a committed, monogamous relationship after the jump.
Inside the Artist’s Sketchbook: Matthew Davis ’12
This feature was conceived as a foray into the hearts/minds of Kenyon’s finest artists through the pages of their sketchbooks. Not all artists catalogue their inspiration in such a tightly bound style, however. The following is an account of the thoughts and processes of art major Matthew Davis ’12.
If you were here during the fall semester, you may remember the one day when suddenly the entire length of Middle Path north of the Gates of Hell was bordered by little blue envelopes labeled with students’ names. There were 1782 envelopes total, one for each Kenyon student, each containing a single phrase that offered a brief glimpse into the life of Davis, the artist behind the installation. Catch yet another glimpse into Davis’s life after the jump.
Made in Peirce: Breakfast Edition
Photo by Greg Sailor '08
Unless you’re in the vast minority of Kenyon students who actually make it to breakfast on a regular basis (okay, it may not be vast, but it feels that way to me since I am resoundingly not one of them), this post will be useless to you. If you do occasionally rise before noon, however, read on!
