Halloween is almost upon us. I think I can speak for both myself and you, humble reader, when I say “Oh boy, oh boy.” There are a lot of lovely things about the holiday: bobbing for apples, committing harmless but startling pranks, being held by your lover as you shiver and sweat through yet another terrifying viewing of The Nightmare Before Christmas. Nothing, however, says Halloween to me like a generous basket of sweet treats. Not all confections are created equal, though, so here’s a breakdown of the ones that you can always rely on.
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A quick search for “Halloween Sex” on Google queued up a bunch of articles about how different communities across America are doing sex offender sweeps of neighborhoods before kids start going house-to-house begging for candy. Rest assured, that’s not the kind of Halloween sex we’re talking about today. In this special edition of “Getting Freaky,” we’ll be highlighting some key ways to make your spooky scary sexy times gleam and sparkle like the candle in a Jack-O-Lantern.
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Among the many Kenyon personalities that will make you feel less talented, one can find the very quick fingers of Jaime Cohen ’15, whom you can sometimes catch casually playing masterpieces in lower Rosse. Keep an ear open for her appearances in the next couple of semesters, including Brave Potato’s production of BARE, which goes up this weekend!
In continuation of today’s Collegian, do you have a personal Kenyon ghost story? Do you know one about a friend of a friend of a friend? Do you want to have a lot of trouble falling asleep tonight? Then this is the post for you. It’s r/NoSleep meets Jezebel meets Kenyon. Comment below with your scariest Kenyon paranormal encounter, and the winners will be posted on Halloween!