Not to play into any lady stereotypes here, but there are cupcakes being served in Peirce right now. New cupcakes. Different cupcakes. Really, really good cupcakes. Seriously, these are no weak, JV-level treats — they’re playing in a straight-up Pink Cupcake league.

They’re gigantic, they’re yellow-frosted, they taste faintly of pumpkin (?) and if you sprint over to the servery right now, you might be able to get your hands on one before they get whisked away.

Don’t say The Thrill never did you any favors.