It’s crunch time. Your eyes are shutting involuntarily, your body is twitching, and you just shouted out some sleep-talking nonsense in the midst of class. What’s your solution? Right next the pile of drool lying on your desk is pure gold — well, not really, but there probably is a notebook. What do you do? Seize the notebook, caffeinate your imagination, and start taking notes. Hey, they may be subpar but who cares? We’ve all been there, and now we’re here to showcase some of your most nonsensical sleepy notes, straight from your 8:10 Econ class, your 4:00 a.m. all-nighter, and maybe even hour 3 of seminar. You’re welcome.