For those of you yet to ascend this magical chronological ladder, here are some of the things I can drink now. When all of you are 21, you will also be able to drink these things, in accordance with state and College policy.
1. A beer.
2. Some wine.
3. Bud Lite Cran-Brrr-Rita, seasonally.
4. A gin rickey, if I want.
5. A Peirce kale smoothie.
Because there’s no age limit on a good time.