Sort of Breaking: Commencement Speaker Actually Jon Green ’14


It was Jo(h)n Green in the KAC with the quill. (Photo via the Kenyon Collegian)

Heyyyyyyyy everybody! Hope you weren’t too excited about the recent announcement. Turns out it’s hard to hear whether or not the name was John/Jon. The ‘H’ caused some troubles in that crowded, noisy room, so we apologize. But good news everyone! We have it on good authority that our commencement speaker is actually Jon Green ’14, beloved Kenyon alumnus and editor in chief of Not too shabby, eh. Green and Green have been mistaken for one another on numerous occasions at Kenyon, and were interviewed together in a 2014 Collegian article. I’m sure the Class of 2016 will fall for Green as they fell asleep in their first-year 8:10 classes: slowly, then all at once.*

7 responses

  1. There’s some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what…and for me, that person is Jon Green.

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  3. Hmm is anyone else encountering problems with the images on this blog loading?
    I’m trying to determine if its a problem on my end or if
    it’s the blog. Any feed-back would be greatly appreciated.

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