(via niche)
New York Times columnist writing about millennials, probably: “Can someone please tell me the difference between being exclusive and dating?”
Done with hook-up culture: “I’ll be celibate with you.”
I really don’t want to know the context: “Oh, so that’s how you end up marrying someone after only a couple of weeks.”
Buzzfeed procrastinator strikes again: “What percentage dog am I? Probably 100%”
Clever religious studies professor: “One six is evil, three sixes is triply evil.”
Probably from the West Coast: “Listen to the ocean. Amen.”
Well-traveled: “Oh shit, I didn’t know there were timezones in the US.”